Dead or Alive: Xtreme 2
Submitted Monday, December 17, 2007 - 4:52:27 PM by Klaitu
This will be the easiest review I have ever done.
This is DOA: Xtreme 2. No, there's nothing more to it. In actuality, it's not even an actual game.
I mean, sure, you're looking at the picture and you're thinking "nice graphics", and that may be true, but you're not considering that you're missing the audio element.
She talks like a cowgirl.
Oh wait.. there are also other women that can lay on the sand in a bikini for you. Not all of them have annoying english voices, some are in Japanese.
DOA doesn't get an overall score because it's not an actual game.
Jiggly Bosoms score: 9 of 10
Gameplay Score: 0 of 10
It may seem like a paradox, but there you go.