More E3 Thoughts and Predictions Submitted Friday, June 5, 2009 - 10:29:01 AM by Klaitu
A Boy and his Blob
I was never into the original, and so the new version has no impact on me.
Soul Calibur: Broken Destiny
A PSP Soul Calibur. Not interested. Kratos is in it, though.
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
You know, I've only ever played demos of Silent Hill games. One of these days, I'll have to rent one and try it out. All I can say about this latest installment is that it looks creepy as always.
Left 4 Dead 2
I'll pass on it. From what I understand, it's like the original, except with 2 new zombies and different characters (but all the characters play exactly the same, so who cares?)
I was disappointed in L4D, but if you were one of the people who liked it, this promises more of the same.
Order of War
I saw this and went "ughh, another World War 2 RTS". Then I saw that Square Enix did it, and I went "huh?". Square Enix is famous for their bungling of every not JRPG gameplay style. They can't do racers, fighting games, or action games very well. I guess we'll see if they are any good at RTS. It does look pretty, though.
Split/Second
It's a racing game by.. Disney? People are raving about this game from E3, so maybe it's more fun than it sounds. The basic idea is that you race around a track.. with cars, while the enviornment explodes around you. Didn't look terribly fun to me.
Madden 10
For 19 years I have failed to play a Madden game, and this year I proclaim will be no different! It's interesting to watch Madden though, it doesn't matter if the game is any good, it always gets high marks because of its name.
Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
Snore... and I still don't know how mario could ever run as fast as Sonic.. running is the only thing Sonic does.
Alan Wake
Now this looks like a game I can get behind. From what I've seen of it, it looks very slick, I definately want to try it out. The main character is a writer, and that worries me, because when writers make the main character a writer, the story almost always turns out to be pretentious. We'll see.
Tekken 6
It's Tekken. What more do you want?
DJ Hero
You know, I love Rock Band and Guitar Hero, but I never have anyone to play with, so I never play them. DJ Hero looks like the same kinda thing to me.. and I think I would totally suck at it, too. Plus, I don't really like DJ music, but I like that they are trying to embrace other kinds of music.
Tony Hawk Anything
I don't care about skateboarding, or Tony Hawk. I'm not "in the know" with the tweens, but I think skateboarding went out in the 90's, and people who do it now are 30 year old guys. Any way you look at it, Tony Hawk's new ridiculous skateboard controller is sure to break.
Metal Gear Solid Rising
A smart move on Microsoft's part for the Japan market, people go crazy about Metal Gear Solid. BS philosophy nonsense plus white haired ninja equals phat cash. Personally, I can't stand Raiden so this has less appeal to me.
LittleBigPlanet Portable
If you liked LittleBigPlanet.. well, there you go.
Global Agenda: No Elves
This is one of the awesomest trailers I have ever seen. The Elves have been living in their magical lands for thousands of years, defending it with magic. The world around them advanced technologically. Now it's elves vs commandos, and the elves are losing.
I can certainly get behind this idea, because Elves suck. Yeah, that's right, I'm an elf racist. However, the gameplay graphics on this thing look like crap. In fact, they are pretty much the same as World of Warcraft's. I'd definately like to try it out though.
Gran Turismo 5
I keep having to remind people that the Gran Turismo series is the best selling console game of all time (that didn't come bundled with a Nintendo system). Gran Turismo 5 will no doubt rock the house for people who like to hold their chrome rims on with special racing bolts.
For everyone else, Gran Turismo means "ooh, pretty cars".
Warriors: Legends of Troy
It's a Koei game. They haven't shown any gameplay footage, but I'm thinking it will be Dynasty Warriors, except greek. Let's face it, Koei doesn't know how to make any other kind of game.
The Grinder
Tired of popping virtual balloons with your wiimote? The Grinder lets you shoot bad graphics zombies.
Wii definately needs more mainstream games, but if this is the best they can put up, they're in trouble.
Final Fantasy 13
It looks more like a real Final Fantasy than FF12 or 11, but it's hard to say for certain. I'll certainly play it, but I am not expecting it to be better than FF10.
Final Fantasy 14 Online
Why? For goodness sake, why would you make another MMO Final Fantasy after FF11 sucked so bad? Well, I guess here's waiting for Final Fantasy 15.
SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
It's hard to imagine a game being less interesting than guys with machine guns running around trying to PvP.
MAG
The guys who did SOCOM bring you a game about guys with machine guns trying to PvP! MAG features games with 256 simultaneous players.. is that even possible? If MAG can pull it off, it means more creative multiplayer options in the future.. but you know, I have a hard time finding just 1 person online to play with who isn't a bunghole.. finding 255 other people who aren't going to behave like morons is a daunting task.
In fact, out of a given sample of 256 online players, 100 of them are either AFK, staring directly at their toes, or letting their 3 year old kid brother play.
Metroid: Other M
I am not a fan of Team Ninja. They suck, and I can quantify that suckage.. here:
* Dead or Alive 2 * Dead or Alive 3 * Dead or Alive 4 * Dead or Alive Ultimate * Dead or Alive: Xtreme 2 * Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball * Ninja Gaiden * Ninja Gaiden Black * Ninja Gaiden II * Ninja Gaiden Sigma * Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword
Are there any good games in that list? Well, that's all the games Team Ninja has ever done. Sure, Ninja Gaiden is better than Dead or Alive.. but are they really that good? No, they aren't.
I'm not saying that this new Metroid will suck, but if I were a Metroid fan, I would be quite concerned about this.. though I am not a Metroid fan, at least, not of the new 3d Metroids.
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
This seems like it would either be frustrating, or merely uninteresting. If you're trying to beat the game (which is what I would be trying to do.. I'm a game beater that way) then it would be very frustrating, because the other players are always trying to kill you. If you're a "party gamer" and you don't care about beating the game, then what's the point, and who cares? Besides, like I have 3 friends to play it with anyways.
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Doesn't seem terribly innovative, but it doesn't matter. It will sell like crazy.
PSP Go
It's hard to get worked up about it. It does everything the old PSP does except cost more and it doesnt read UMD. Who takes away a functionality and charges more for it? Sure it's lighter.. was it heavy before? It's not like my arms are tiring of holding the PSP.. but then again, I am pretty buff.
Star Wars: The Old Republic
You know, in terms of trailers, this one is pretty good. It tells me nothing about the game. MMO's are delicate in their design. SWTOR promises to be a level-based grinding borefest, but we haven't see it, so what do I know? If anyone can make a Star Wars MMO, it should be bioware right? I'm dubious.
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
I've already gushed about this game enough, but it still looks good. Good gameplay, Good story. It's hard to think that developers still can't get that right.
Wet
Looks like someone spilled their Tomb Raider into Max Payne. Looks okay, but I have no excitement about it.
God of War 3
I was never really into God of War, but it does look impressive.. and how can you not love a guy ripping birds in half with his bare hands?
Splinter Cell: Conviction
It's Splinter Cell.. again. Do you like Splinter Cell? Well you'll like this one. I've only played the first one and I was not impressed, but I might be willing to try more of them if the opportunity presents itself.
Forza Motorsport 3
Racing game. It doesn't look as good as Gran Turismo, and won't sell nearly as many copies either.. no matter how many times the developer claims it has the "best graphics ever on any console". That claim shocked me, because when you look at them both, the one with superior graphics is blatantly obvious.
Blur
Another Racing game, this time arcade racing. Snore.
HALO 3 ODST
Looks like Halo. Probably plays like Halo too, which isn't a bad thing. If you have to FPS some aliens to death, there are worse ways.
Brutal Legend
There's a whole rock subculture that I am only on the fringes of, so when I see Brutal Legend, I see a game that will probably be funny if you get the jokes. It doesn't look bad, but it looks like a definite rental.
Wiimotion Plus
Sorry, but I have to use internet slang: Epic Fail. I have no idea of the Wiimotion Plus is any good or not, because I have absolutely no idea what it does. It's a thing that goes on your wiimote that apparently makes it do "new stuff". They even demonstrated it on stage, but heck if I know how that differed from how people normally use a wii.
So heck, maybe it's awesome, but the demonstration was an epic fail. I know that it isn't compatible with existing games, so now you've got subsets of games that include the new support that can't be played withou it, and old games that can't be played with it. Sounds like a pain to me.
Microsoft Natal
The new interface option for the 360 is interesting to me. Every schoolkid knows that motion sensing technology is complete garbage in terms of games, but I can see using Natal to navigate my videos or music on the dashboard without having to look for a controller.
However, when they demonstrated the feature live on stage, it didn't work very well. Maybe it was the lights or whatever, but it put some serious doubts into my mind.
Peter Molyneux came along with a freakish computer boy inside a TV screen that can interact with people via Natal. The demo was prerecorded, which seems to me to indicate that it doesn't work very well, or was prerehearsed.. so I did some research, trying to find someone who was invited to use it in the "seekrit back room".
Apparently The Sess got in, here's what he said on his twitter:back up again for another round. Saw NATAL last night, it really works. The boy only thought i was kinda funny, he's British you know...
So apparently it does work. The other demo that was offered was burnout, where you mimic driving a car in order to drive the car in burnout.
The Natal system itself is a set top box with multiple webcams, which will no doubt cost at least 100 bucks.
The Conduit
A Wii FPS. Snore.
Heavy Rain
It's like a next gen version of Indigo Prophecy with a branching storyline. Looking forward to this one a lot.
Rock Band: The Beatles
I was never a huge Beatles fan, but you can't go anywhere without hearing their songs.. and to be honest, they're not all that bad. I wouldn't mind playing this Beatles version if I had other people to play with.
The Last Guardian
I gushed about it in an earlier post, but suffice to say it looks creative and interesting in the same vein as ICO and Shadow of the Colossus.
Mass Effect 2
From the little that was shown at E3, it looks like the gameplay is the same, except a bit smoother and faster, which is good.. because if there was any problem with Mass Effect it was the slowness. I wonder how many elevators I will have to ride on in the new Mass Effect.
Bioshock 2
If it's like the first one, I have no interest. I hate mazes.
Xbox 360 Facebook Connect
This is one of the smarter things that Microsoft has done. I think it plays right into their market, and nearly all the users of xbox live will appreciate it.
Assassin's Creed 2
It looks a little too much like Assassin's Creed 1 to me. I like the idea of Assassin's Creed, but I want to actually assassinate people.. not get to them and then engage in an epic boss battle. Get in, kill, get out.. nobody knows you were ever there.. that's what it should be.
Playstation Motion Controller
The thing struck me as a "better than wiimote" controller. It does the same stuff, but does it more accurately. I was suprised at how well the demonstration went. Unfortunately, I also don't see a reason why anyone would ever spend money on such a device. I don't want to flail wildly, I want to play with a controller, preferrably a controller with no motion sensing anything.
There are literally hundreds of games that showed up at E3, and most of them were crap. I think I hit on the major ones here. I skipped over the Hannah Montana titles for you readers out there.
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