Boobz n' Thongs Online |
King's Quest 3 (Fan remake) |
Smooth Sounds of Cimmeria |
Phantasmagoria |
The Dagger of Amon Ra |
Old Game Extravaganza! |
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull |
Klaitu vs the Trojans |
Penny Arcade Adventures: The Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness Episode 1 |
Now with 100% more Firefox |
Goldberry's been busy |
The Icons are back! |
Roberta Williams Featured here is Roberta Williams in the guise of Mother Goose. She is apparently teaching children (also a wooden duck and various cartoon children) about Mother Goose. This game was released in 1987. You might think this is what Roberta Williams was all about, but you'd be wrong. This is how she made her money. Here's a game that she was involved with 6 years earlier: And wouldn't you know it, she's right there on the cover! (Hint: She's not the creepy guy with the drinks) I never knew she was on the cover of several of her games. I also didn't know she was the graphical model for the character Helen Hots in Police Quest 1, nor that she was Eve in Leisure Suit Larry 1. So, there you go, Roberta Williams has a saucy side. She's also got a dark side. Check this one out: Yeah, that guy is totally ripping his chest apart and crap. The game also features more blood than a Tarintino movie and also a rape scene. Rated M indeed. Phantasmagoria is one of the last games that Roberta did. I don't know about you guys, but when I think of Roberta Williams, I think of cartoon dwarves giving me a seemingly indecipherable puzzle. I don't think of dudes ripping themselves in half. I wonder how she escaped the whole Night Trap fiasco (a game that does not contain blood, nor rape) Anyways, if you're wondering what happened to Roberta Williams... Sierra was taken over in a hostile bid from Cendant (the guys who put ads on AOL). It was since sold about 5 or 6 times and is now owned by Activision-Blizzard, North America's second largest gaming conglomoration (next to Electronic Arts). Ken and Roberta retired the day Cendant got put in charge, and eventually moved to Mexico, which is where they live to this day.. so far as I know. |
Hillary Ruins Christmas She doesn't ruin it nearly as bad as Kevin Murphy though.. |
Neverwinter Nights 2 |
Happy Free $600 Day, America! How about some cat clothes? Really, the great part about cat clothes is that you can pick anything, it's alright, your cat hates wearing them all equally, so go ahead and buy that "Big Stud" tanktop for your kitty! Oh, you thought I was joking, huh? http://www.thesophisticatedcat.com/ BOOM! Luxury. Cat. Boutique. You can thank me later. |
Holy Crap, it's Church Stuff! |
More Richard Garriott |
Richard Garriott: Still Crazy |
Fantasy, Adventure, Cuteness. |
OV-102 This is gun camera footage from an Apache helicopter in the region. The pilot is on a training excercise with a Dutch pilot. As you can see from the video, the Apache's gun camera is able to track, and even lock onto debris from the disaster. It's one of the clearest shots of the debris as it falls. The shutle is 200,000 ft above sea level here. For those of you who don't keep up with these things, the cause of the destruction was later determined to be a result of damage to the left wing. When the shuttle launched, some foam insulation impacted the wing and damaged protective heat tiles. The foam is actually designed to break away, its purpose is to prevent ice from forming on the shuttle during launch. When the shuttle re-entered the Earths atmosphere, the heat from the re-entry leaked into the compartment where the landing gear are stored, and the left tire exploded, destroying the left wing. 7 people died in the accident, but some of their data survived. Among the debris, officials discovered live earthworms used in a low-gravity biology experiment, and a hard drive containing intact research data. NASA has fixed the foam problem now, but the shuttle service has reached the end of its life. NASA plans to retire the remaining 3 shuttles in 2010. USS Endeavour will be the last to fly. The shuttles will be used to complete the International Space Station, at which point NASA will start work on launching Project Constellation missions using the new Orion spacecraft. Project Constellation's mission is to establish a manned base of operations on the moon, and to put humans on Mars. All of this influenced by the Columbia tragedy. I've written too much about all this, but I'll leave you with this. In 1986, during the Challenger disaster, Ronald Reagan had this to say: "The future is not free; the story of all human progress is one of a struggle against all odds. We learned again that this America was built on heroism and noble sacrifice. It was built by men and women like our seven star voyagers, who answered a call beyond duty." |
The EpiRip 357 |
New Wardrobe How many people will even get this one? Because bustin' makes me feel good. Wyld Stallyins rule! This one I'm giving as a gift, but it's still pretty neat. 53 years ago it was struck by lightning! Gotta remember where ya came from! |
The mystery is solved |
darkSector Okay, see that guy there? He's carrying that bladed thing, the game calls it a glaive. Well, a glaive is actually.. here: This nerd here is holding an example of what a glaive is. It's a polearm. It's not a frisbee with blades on it. The whole frisbee thing comes from an entirely different source, the awesome 1980's fantasy movie Krull! In that movie, they had a weapon called "the glaive" which looked like this: So, what we have here is a game that uses terminology based on a movie, but is completely unrelated to that movie. Speaking of which, they need to make a Krull game, I'd play that. Anyways, this is like a game featuring a thunderdome, but having no relation to the movie "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome". I just had not realized that Krull had changed the definition of "glaive". As for the game, you'd think killing people with a bladed frisbee would be fun, but most of the time it just bounces off walls and other stuff you weren't aiming at.. and it doesnt kill people in one hit, which is just silly. |
Don't Believe Them! |
Grand Theft Auto 4 |
Attack of the Graske |
Ironman |
Southland Tales |