E3 Condensed Submitted Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 10:53:03 AM by Klaitu
You know about E3 don't you? If you haven't, what rock have you been hiding under? E3 is like a giant Star Trek convention, except it's all about video games. Developers just love to take their latest creations to the show to impress the media and attract buyers.
So, what's the big news? I'll focus on the big 3:
1. Nintendo
Nintendo continues its idiotic steategy and has decided to make yet another system which supports only cartridges. It's called the Nintendo DS, the DS means "Developers System". It's a portable console with 2 screens and is backwards compatible with GBA. Why does it need 2 screens? Good question. Conspiracy Theorists, I submit to you that Nintendo is in league with the battery industry and has designed a console that drains your batteries twice as fast!
Nintendo is planning a new home console, apparently. According to them, it's going to be a "revolution in gaming". They then go on to say that the "technical specifications are irrelevant" which in english means that they either 1. Have no idea what they are or 2. are making another failure of a mid-generation console a-la Nintendo 64.
2. Microsoft
Microsoft showcases a lot of junk at E3 because, let's face it, they're all over electronics. The Xbox is no exception here.
Microsoft is not planning to develop a new console at present.. at least, they're planning not to tell anyone if they are developing one. They're touting better software (read: games) for the console to keep it competitive.
Microsoft's online gaming element was suprising, even to me. According to MS themselves, there are 14 million xboxes floating around out there, but only about 1 million people playing online through the omnipresent xbox live. This is suprising because the xbox comes with online support built in.. you don't have to buy an adaptor. By way of comparison, Sony has sold 2.5 million network adaptors, which means that double the people went out of their way to take the PS2 online. All this is, of course, info from MS. Sony says differently, but more on that later.
On another note, Microsoft was really trying to generate some hype, they downplayed those figures with.. Donald Trump. Yeah, The Donald. I guess when you have money like MS does, you can just throw it wherever and get a celebrity.
Speaking of celebrity, they had Jenny McCarthy demonstrate some new xbox live features.. namely voicemail and webcam support. My problem is this: voicemail is useless because when you MAIL someone you need to TYPE otherwise you just call them on the PHONE. Webcams are useless unless you want to do PORN because NOBODY CARES what you look like.
MS also announced the release of Halo 2 to be November 9th.
Other upcoming "hits" for the xbox are: DOA Ultimate (naked japanese chicks), Doom 3 (FPS), Jade Empire (RPG from Bioware), and Forza Motorsport (racing game that is supposed to be better than GT4 but isn't).
They also touted that future EA games would provide online play on the box. Previously, you could only play online with PS2.
3. Sony
Traditionally, the press conferences for "the big three" go in the order I have put them here.. Nintendo goes first, then MS, then Sony.. which means Sony has to deal with The Donald and McCarthy presentations and whatnot.. and they do it well, they do it by actually telling people what's coming up.
Sony, like MS, is not currently planning a new console. They have a development strategy which is apparently a 10 year process. This includes the Psone and the PS2 together. Apparently they've sold 170 million units (and xbox has sold 14 million? ouchie)
Sony is planning to support the casual gamer (Read: people who like sports games) while they continue to support Hard-core gamers (Read: people who play RPG's). They're planning to start selling PS2's with the network adaptor bundled for $149, which makes Sony very competitive in the market.
Sony also really likes the eye toy, which is a webcam for the PS2. Basically, you stand in front of yur TV and flap around like an idiot, and the eye toy registers how stupid you look and declares if you win or lose. Supposedly, this technology is going to be used for a new DDR game.
Sony's numbers were different than Microsoft's. Sony is claiming 3 million people online with 1.7 million bundles (PS2 + adaptor) and 1.3 standalone adaptors sold.
Upcoming games with online support are GT4, the new Mortal Kombat, and the new Metal Gear Solid.
Sony went out of their way to stress that they have no plans to have an online thing like xbox live, and instead promotes individual success without going through a central source, though they plan on developing a unified protocol, and a central billing services that game developers can choose to use or not use.
Sony is interested in developing persistant worlds and downloadable extensions to games.. things like new downloadable levels.
Perhaps more interestingly, Sony announced its entry into the portable market. It's the size of your palm, uses the Universial Media Disc for its software, and features a 4 inch screen. Not only that, but it also has connectivity via Wi-Fi. Supposedly it will be released early next year.
Graphics are somewhere between PS2 and Psone. They've already signed some developers.. namely "Konami, Capcom, Namco, Bandai, EA, Activision, THQ, Take2, Ubisoft, Atari, Codemasters, and all Sony development houses."
Want to know more about E3, but think that Gamespy, Gamespot, and IGN are colossal idiots and you don't want to touch them with a 39 and a half foot pole?
Never fear, X-play's all over the E3, and they don't charge you extra for information that was given out freely.. I want to rant so bad about how charging for news is like charging for a copy of your credit report.. but I digress.
http://www.techtv.com/xplay/e3/
Also, Penny Arcade is doing E3 sketchbooks with limited observations. They also are not charging for free information:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/
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