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ROAR! The true thing that was primitive about them was that you had to hold the 2 little contacts in place with your hands, while you tightened the screw with your hand.. except you were already using 2 hands, so you need 3 hands (4 would be nice) in order to do this. VHF adaptors sucked.. and I think people realized this, so they tried to come up with a connection that was better, but was much, much, much worse. This connector was designed by Satan to torment mankind. It's a coaxial connector.. and with its invention, you no longer had to use a screwdriver to connect things to your TV, now you needed a FREAKING WRENCH! At least a screwdriver can dive straight through a mess of tangled cords, but a wrench means that you have to make a motion that is perpendicular to the wire.. and not only that, but you have to constantly take the wrench off, and then reset it for each turn! And if you messed up, or wanted to take the wire off, you had to use a wrench again! This idea was so stupid that nobody except the cable guy actually did use a wrench on the stupid things, we all tightened them by hand.. but that still took several minutes. Thankfully, someone invented a kind of head that you didn't have to screw on, you could just push it on and leave it! It was much better than those crappy screw on ones.. However, if you'd like to see the devil's handiwork, check out your cable modem, I guarantee it's got one of those freaking screw-heads on it. Unfortunately, by the time the press-on was invented, coaxial cables were crap for TV connections, everyone had moved onto RCA Composite cables, which are still awesome, despite being outdated. RCA cables are the Yellow, Red, White cable I'm sure you've seen. I hope you all realize the suffering we went through before those were invented. However, things were not so forgiving in the audio department.. It seems that the people who make amplifiers and speakers are traditionalists, and so they have NEVER changed the connectors on their devices. If you've ever wired a home theater system, you know what I'm talking about. You literally strip the insulation off a piece of wire, and then you jam the bare metal into a hole that isn't nearly large enough! How primitive, we have an EXPOSED CONNECTION, but the most frustrating thing about speaker cable is that you can never get it into the little hole it has to go into cleanly. You always end up ramming one side of the hole or the other, and as a result, those tiny wire fibers spread out like a grappling hook! They'll never fit in the hole all spread out like that, so you try in vain to twist the end together to make it small enough to fit. Eventually, you'll get lucky and it will go in after about 15 minutes of trying. Then you get to do another one. Yeah, each speaker has 2 of these freaking connections to make, and if you're doing a 5.1 surround system, that means you've got to make 20 connections of speaker wire (10 on speakers, and 10 on the back of your amp).. and then plug the subwoofer in.. but by some strange underhanded agreement, subwoofers are all connected via RCA connections. Why can't we just do this with ALL speakers?!?!? The saddest part about speaker wire is that despite it sucking since at least 1960, nobody has done anything to improve it. We're still using the same wires we used 50 years ago! To be fair, the home theater market is improving for the most part. HDMI cables are the most amazing things ever invented. HD Video, HD Audio, all with one simple cord that you don't have to use any tools to install. Just plug it in, and it works. Awesome. Home theater isn't the only place where gremlins have engineered crappy connections, though. Right now the most frustratingly-engineered connections are inside your computer! First off, just to get into a computer, you're pretty much going to need a screwdriver.. and that would make sense if this was a DVD player or something you have no business opening.. but this is a PC. Do you need a wrench to open the hood of your car? Of course not, why should you need a tool just to look under the hood? The same is true of computers. Once you manage to crack your way into the PC's inner vault, you'll no doubt notice any number of differing connectors.. and here I'm forgiving, because this is the inside of the PC after all.. but there are a few things that are inexcuseable. Hard drives these days are universally mounted into Hard drive frames made of sharp, scrap metal. The Hard drives are mounted into the frames using SCREWS! Screws require that you use a screwdriver! Why should I have to go and find a screwdriver just to remove a hard drive? They make Hard drive clamps for this express purpose, so you don't have to use screws! Who wants to spend 20 minutes undoing screws when you could just spend 5 seconds pulling a clamp loose? Oh, but I'm not done yet.. what about RAM? RAM is actually not too hard to get into place, once you get through all the crap in the way. In most modern cases, the RAM is located BEHIND THE FREAKING DRIVE ASSEMBLY! That means you have to unscrew all those screws, disconnect all the drives, unscrew the frame (using a freaking Torx screwdriver.. don't even get me started on that) and move it aside, just so you can take 2 seconds to stick ram into a slot that is designed to be easy to install. If you're unlucky enough to own a Hewlett Packard computer, you probably also have to remove the power supply (again, using a freaking Torx screwdrier). And since I brought up Torx.. What is Torx? It's just a screw that has not 1, not 4, but 6 grooves. Why 6 grooves? Because they want to sell you the screwdriver. It's not like you can use a phillips head, or a standard screwdriver, you have to use an entirely different kind! Computer manufacturers LOVE these Torx things. Sometimes even the hard drives are mounted using Torx screws. Do you own a Torx screwdriver? No? I didn't think so. Torx isn't the worst culprit. Some computer manufacturers (hewlett packard) use cheap screws that strip off inside the drive. The result? You can never unscrew the screw to get the drive out of its frame! You have to get a BOLT CUTTER to cut the head of the screw off! There is no reason I should ever have to use a freaking bolt cutter on a computer.. EVER! Now, why should I mention this right now? Because earlier today I was working on a computer to turn it into a media server for my house, and I literally had to CUT OUT THE HARD DRIVE FRAME in order to get to the RAM.. but before I could do that I had to unscrew 12 screws to release 3 hard drives. That's 4 screws per drive. Even if you use screws, you don't need 4 of them! I suppose all of this was okay, because the hard drive power cords weren't long enough to reach the hard drive bay anyway. Who designs a power supply (which will be used primarily to power hard drives) that can't even reach the place where the hard drives are supposed to go? I ended up making my own hard drive frame out of 2 wooden spatulas and duct tape.. and it worked better than all that stamped metal garbage, too. So, in conclusion, computer manufacturers, take a less on from Gateway. Yeah, I know I said Gateway.. they made the best case ever made. Why? Want to open the case? Just pull the opening handle. It's like opening a refrigerator, and just as easy to close. Want to remove a drive? No problem, just slide the clamp about an inch. Oh, and if you want, you can bring it out the back, or push it out the front.. it's all good. Need to install RAM? Just take the cover off and do it, it's sticking right out in the open, you don't even have to move anything. Need to remove the Hard Drive Frame? Just push on the spring-loaded lever, and it detaches. Snaps right back into place, too. Oh, and you know if you want to install a new PCI card? Just slide the locking bar over and put it in, then slide the bar back. No tools, no screws, no BS. Only the power supply is attached by screws, and it's only attached by 4 screws with normal screw heads. My current computer at least has the basics. It's got clamps for the drives, and the door is held by a thumbscrew. The hard drive frame is riveted to the case, but there's no reason to remove it since there's nothing behind it. Easy access RAM..but the card slots are all your traditional screw-in jobs. Oh well, I guess we can't have it all. It just goes to show you why computer repairs cost so much. They're easy to do, you just have to wrestle with the crackhead who designed the case. |
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