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Election Day So, this post is more for history's sake.. like a time capsule. In another 4 years, you'll be able to go and find this article and say "hey, elections sucked last time too!" In Oklahoma, our ballots are done the same way they have always been done in my lifetime. Remember those tests you had to do in school? The ones where you fill in the dots? That's how our ballots are, except instead of giant dots, you fill in giant arrows. You stick it in the end of the machine.. the machine sucks it up, counts all your votes immediately, and then relays those results to election officials. The entire voting process took me about 10 minutes. Everyone knows that it was all about the presidential race this time around. Who's gonna win? Dosen't really matter. Whoever wins will leave almost half of the people hating the other half of the people. If there's an advantage to be had, I'd say that Bush has it. Bush will definately take Oklahoma. Surveys are showing Kerry at 30% here, and Bush at like 65%... but before you go considering Oklahoma a "Conservative state" note that we have a democratic governor. Speaking of that democratic governor, awhile back when he was running for office, his campaign was basically "Vote for me, I'll give you a lottery". He never really followed up on that until now. There were 2 State Questions involving a lottery on the ballot. The Lottery is a hot issue with me. I don't have anything against lotteries, just the way that my state wants to implement them. The idea here is that they'll create a lottery and use the funds for education.. but the problem is that our state government is so corrupt that hardly any of that money is going to make it to education. It will instead go toward buying votes. Since I came of voting age, I have voted probably 20 times.. and every single time I go to the polls, there is ALWAYS a lottery question. There has been a lottery question on every ballot for the past 30 years! What's more, it gets voted down every single time! Why do they continue to put this on the ballot? This is what annoys me to no end! I once again voted against the lottery, only to have to vote for it again next time. Among the other state questions: One was the ever-controversial gay marriage question.. the words "defining marriage as between one man and one woman" were used. This one will pass easily in Oklahoma. One of the questions called for the removal of all sales taxes on cigarettes and alcohol. I doubt this has any chance of passing, but it'll be interesting to see.. there are a lot of Oklahomans who are slaves to the cigarette and the bottle. Oh.. Tom Coburn and Brad Carson, who kept calling me over and over again did, in fact, appear on my ballot. I learned later on that Oklahoma had lost population in the last census, and so it was redistricted. Unfortunately for them, I voted for the Independant candidate (who won't win, but also didn't call me.. ever). So, we won't know what happens until tonight (or heck, if we have a repeat of the 2000's.. we might not know for weeks). Here's how I hope it goes down.. Presidential: George W Bush *gasp* How could I be so uncouth as to vote for that yokel? Whenever I get into political conversations with someone who dosen't like Bush, I ask them why they don't like him. As yet, I've only met a few people who had legitimate reasons. The rest of the people say things like "I don't like the way he talks" or "I think he looks silly". Carson (my cousin, not the senate candidate) told me about someone at his work who won't vote for him because "I don't like his face". Pardon me, but these are all idiotic reasons to make any important decision on. Anyways, the alternative to Bush is Kerry. The first hurdle of public office for me is the "abortion test". Kerry's a little slippery in this department, because he dosen't take a stand on anything. His voting record indicates that he will always abide by his party line, and the party like is that partial birth abortion is okay. Thus, I cannot vote for Kerry. Aside from the abortion thing, because it's somewhat ambiguous in Kerry's case is the fact that his issues are cloudy. Whenever I try to talk to someone about Kerry, or look online to find information about his policies, all I can get is opinion that is tainted by the persons own beliefs. Kerry supporters all over ascribe their own wants and desires onto Kerry, as if their opinions were his (even though he hasn't really specifically stated what he believes in). The third strike against Kerry is that he doesn't actually have a presidential platform. His platform is "vote for me, I'm not Bush." This isn't a good enough reason for me to vote for Kerry. From reading all that, you'd think I was some kind of Bush supporter.. but I'm not really. I think Bush has been an alright president.. and by alright, I mean blah. For me, Bush's main flaw is that he's not hardcore. He's not a Ronald Reagan or a JFK.. he doesn't inspire people, and he doesn't revive the spirits of the people. He is not a great president, just an adequate placeholder until the next great president comes along. If G.W. stays as president, I know what's going to happen: We'll keep people in Iraq until they can stand on their own two feet and then move on to the next target. If Kerry gets in as president, things are cloudier to me.. if for no other reason than he has never been president before. Kerry will also keep people in Iraq until they can stand on their own two feet, though he probably won't move on to the next target. And for those of you who are stuck on this "OMG!!! There's gonna be a draft!!!" thing.. get over it. There isn't going to be. Kerry won't do one because it's political suicide, and he wants to be re-elected (assuming he gets in this time). Bush isn't going to do one because he dosen't believe a draft is neccessary (on top of the political suicide thing). And that's not even counting the fact that senators are politicians, and a vote for a draft will probably kill their careers as well. At any rate, I guess we'll see what happens. |