October 2008

Jack Thompson Disbarred
Submitted Friday, October 3, 2008 - 2:14:13 PM by Klaitu

You may recall Jack Thompson. He's the crazy florida lawyer that's been trying to sue every video game company ever made. He has a particular hatred for Take Two Interactive, the publishers of Grand Theft Auto.

Thompson was disbarred by the Florida Supreme Court, the highest Judicial authority in Florida. His ban is permanent.

mong the extensive findings of fact presented in the report, the Court takes particular note of the following which occurred during the three-year period at issue in five counts in these cases: (1) respondent made false statements of material fact to courts and repeatedly violated a court order; (2) respondent communicated the subject of representation directly with clients of opposing counsel; (3) respondent engaged in prohibited ex parte communications; (4) respondent publicized and sent hundreds of pages of vitriolic and disparaging missives, letters, faxes, and press releases, to the affected individuals; (5) respondent targeted an individual who was not involved with respondent in any way, merely due to "the position [the individual] holds in state and national politics;" (6) respondent falsely, recklessly, and publicly accused a judge as being amenable to the "fixing" of cases; (7) respondent sent courts inappropriate and offensive sexual materials; (8) respondent falsely and publicly accused various attorneys and their clients of engaging in a conspiracy/enterprise involving "the criminal distribution of sexual materials to minors" and attempted to get prosecuting authorities to charge these attorneys and their clients for racketeering and extortion; (9) respondent harassed the former client of an attorney in an effort to get the client to use its influence to persuade the attorney to withdraw a defamation suit filed by the attorney against respondent; and (10) respondent retaliated against attorneys who filed Bar complaints against him for his unethical conduct by asserting to their clients, government officials, politicians, the media, female lawyers in their law firm, employees, personal friends, acquaintances, and their wives, that the attorneys were criminal Case Nos. SC07-80 and SC07-354 Page Three pornographers who objectify women.

The Court concludes that the facts, as even more extensively detailed in the referee's report, support the referee's numerous recommendations as to guilt. The referee cited various cases indicating that disbarment is an appropriate sanction and recommended permanent disbarment because "[r]espondent has repeatedly stated in these proceedings that he will not change his conduct" and she "finds no evidence whatsoever to indicate that [r]espondent is amenable to rehabilitation, or even remotely appreciates the basis upon which a need or purpose for such rehabilitation is warranted." Indeed, as noted by the referee: Respondent has repeatedly failed to follow the appropriate rules and orders throughout these disciplinary proceedings as evidenced by the granting of the Bar's Motion for Sanctions and the Supreme Court of Florida's orders of February 19, 2008 and March 20, 2008, wherein the Court found that [r]espondent "abused the legal system by submitting numerous, frivolous and inappropriate filings," despite being warned not to do so. In fact, the referee reported that respondent walked out of her courtroom at the final hearing in this matter because she would not allow him to "to turn the [d]isciplinary proceeding into a press conference." Based on the record before it, the Court agrees that respondent is not amenable to rehabilitation. Further, the Court approves the referee's recommendation that permanent disbarment is the appropriate sanction.

The Court approves the corrected referee's report and John Bruce Thompson is permanently disbarred, effective thirty days from the date of this order so that respondent can close out his practice and protect the interests of existing clients. If respondent notifies the Court in writing that he is no longer practicing and does not need the thirty days to protect existing clients, this Court will enter an order making the permanent disbarment effective immediately. Respondent shall accept no new business from the date this order is filed. Judgment is entered for The Florida Bar, 651 East Jefferson Street, Tallahassee, Florida 32399-2300, for recovery of costs from John Bruce Thompson in the amount of $43,675.35, for which sum let execution issue. Case Nos. SC07-80 and SC07-354 Page Four Not final until time expires to file motion for rehearing, and if filed, determined. The filing of a motion for rehearing shall not alter the effective date of this permanent disbarment. Consistent with this Court's sanction order, no motion for rehearing will be considered unless signed by a member in good standing of The Florida Bar other than respondent.


How did Jack Thompson respond? He filed an emergency motion with a Federal court. He can't understand why he was disbarred.

He's either the stupidest lawyer ever, or the best actor ever.



Constantine
Submitted Thursday, October 2, 2008 - 2:47:19 PM by Klaitu

Here's an old one I just got around to watching.

I've come to realize that Keanu Reeves likes living in trashed out buildings, wearing black, and "doing the Jesus thing". A better name for this film may have been "The Other Matrix".

So what's the plot? Nazis. Yep, the Nazis have the spear that pierced Jesus at the crucifixion, and somehow this is the key to opening a doorway to let the son of satan into the "human world". Still, it didn't seem to help them win World War 2.. even though its called the "spear of destiny" and "he who wields the spear of destiny controls fate" and all.

Anyways, some mexican guy finds it in the present day.. and long story short, the archangel Gabriel wants to use it on the heroine in order to let the demons out of hell.

Whatever.

Constantine was alright, but I can't imagine paying money for it.

Overall Score: 4 of 10



The Onion Movie
Submitted Thursday, October 2, 2008 - 2:41:58 PM by Klaitu

I've been reading The Onion pretty much since it came out on the internets.. so an Onion movie seemed like it would be good, even though I wasn't really sure how you'd make a movie about a newspaper.

The end result is like watching a live action version of Robot Chicken. Tons of short skits that are just barely linked together. Some of the skits are awesome, and some aren't so great. Overall though, The Onion Movie was pretty good.

I've got to give extra props to the skit with "Proteus the Invincible" though, that was just awesome. Steven Segal isn't bad in it, either.

Overall Score: 7 of 10



Freaks and Dragons
Submitted Wednesday, October 1, 2008 - 2:07:02 PM by Klaitu

This is why Freaks and Geeks is awesome!




"Perhaps I should let you encounter kittens and grandmas so as not to upset you!"

Classic!