October 2006

Fox and Hound
Submitted Saturday, October 28, 2006 - 1:42:44 PM by Klaitu

It's a game, you know. I guess they actually call it "Shift Bids" but I call it "Schedule Roulette". If you've ever worked in a call center, you know how this goes.. every call center I've ever heard of has one.

It works like this, at different times in the year, different amounts of people call in. In my case, more people call in during the summer than call in during the winter. They've got a department somewhere that tries to predict how many people are going to call on what days, and of course, this department is woefully inadequate.. but that's a rant for another post.

Anyway, I recently played my Schedule Roulette for November and December. It's a little bit like a lottery. How it works is they lay out the shifts that they need people to work during, you put down the preferences you'd like to work, and then they decide what you get according to your place in the seniority list. This list being, of course, based on how long you've been there vs how long someone else has been there.

I am number 67 of 88, or at least, I was when I played the game. As of today I am 64 of 85 because 3 people have quit in the last week.

With an atrocious number like 67 of 88, and 88 shifts in the pool, my position is quite tenuous. Basically, no matter what I do, 66 other people get their choices before me, and I get stuck with a shift that nobody wants to work.

It sure is a good thing I'm a strategical genius!

Most people bid their shifts according to hours first, then days off. the prime shift is 7am to 3:30pm with weekends off. Only 1 person gets that, so everyone else tries to get as close to that as possible, and each gets farther and farther away as te list goes down. By the time you're at 67 you can forget about any shift that starts before noon.

So, what I did is looked ahead. Thanksgiving runs on a Thursday, Christmas runs on a Monday. I moved all those daytime shifts to the bottom of my priority, since I wasn't going to get those anyway. Then I put in for the hours nobody wants, but with days off that matched christmas and thanksgiving.

It was so crazy it just might work!

So I just found out recently I was assigned to 7:00 PM to 03:30 AM with Monday/Tuesday off. With some tricky finger work I was able to apply for vacation time on the week before christmas, which means that yours truly managed to get himself out of working from December 17 to December 27. As an added bonus, because of the Monday/tuesday thing, I also get New Years Day off, but I have to work New Year's Eve.

Oh, and remember how I work until 3:30? My shift encompasses midnight in all 7 North American time zones! Why, I can almost sense the shambling drunken mobs that will run their cars into trees, swimming pools, and one another. I suppose it's the price one has to pay for having amost excellent christmas season scheduled.



Guitar Hero 2 Rules:
Submitted Friday, October 27, 2006 - 4:08:27 AM by Klaitu

Hidden in the list of unlockable bonus tracks:

Strong Bad--"Trogdor"
It almost makes me want to pre-order the game again.



Phone Abuse!
Submitted Tuesday, October 24, 2006 - 3:11:28 PM by Klaitu

It's 2:30 AM. You're in a Call Center. There are 4 other people in the entire building. People are too drunk to call in. There's nothing to do.. or IS there?

Enter, the cell phone, a nifty little gadget. It's not uncommon to see people bust loose with one of these babies late at night, when there are no supervisors, nor authority figures of any sort to dissuade their use.

So, behold ye, random pictures from the late-times! (You can click em for a larger version)

This is the break room.. or more precisely, the EAST breakroom (the other, of course, being the west breakroom). While it looks all futuristic, it's mainly a place where the TV is stuck on Fox News Channel (for boys) or Lifetime (for girls). It also features 2 of only 7 exits from the building, except you can't use them, because both of them are fire exits.

This is a typical desk. I suppose I could say that it's my desk, but it's not really my desk. None of that really matters, though. all of them are identical!

Here's a picture of my Dessie, obviously taken on a day off, she's smiling. The big bumblebee goggles are a regular feature. I dont understand their fashion importance, but I hear they are quite effective at.. err.. sunglassing.

A typical lunch. This actually part of my larger program to maintain my manly physique. Part One: Diet. Part Two: Don't let the sun hit your skin. Part Three: Chair Olympics.

My throne. Upon it I sit and contemplate the vagueries of life.. and also changing my diet. Nevertheless, this is the BOYS bathroom, as evidenced by the sweet gun-metal stylings and the urinal in the corner.

So, I hope you're enjoyed this look. I'll post more pictures one day. Who knows when? Not even me!





The Lovers, the Dreamers, and Wii
Submitted Saturday, October 21, 2006 - 4:04:26 PM by Klaitu

Duck and cover kids, get ready to do your part, because war's a-comin.. the console war!

You long-time readers know that the console war is one of the more prolific topics here on Special K. I think that's because I find them so darn interesting! While companies battle for dominance, it means that their chosen weapons become more effective.. and more attractive! With the imminent release of the PS3 and the Wii next month, I thought it a fitting time to share my insights into how the seventh-generation of consoles will fare.

X-box 360

I know a lot of fans of the 360, it's certainly got a following.. and some cool features like wireless controllers, internet connectivity through ethernet cables, and a hard drive. The Microsoft console sports a wide variety of sports games, first-person shooters, and racing games. It's also been the first to market, and has the largest selection of games at present.

A big draw for 360 fans is Xbox Live, an online service which allows online multiplayer as well as digital purchases over the internet. It's a subscription service that has been around since the original xbox.

The 360's main limitation is the optical drive, it's your standard 9 GB DVD-ROM drive. Microsoft has announced an addon for the 360 which would allow you to play HD-DVD movies on the system, but the 360 can only broadcast the lowest quality HD signal, making the addon less attractive. Addditionally, Microsoft has stated that the addon will not be used for games.

Playstation 3

Everyone knows it's coming, it's been in the news, you know. the Sony juggernaut of gaming system's third iteration hits store shelves briefly on November 17. Despite the fact that it is the most expensive console, it will instantly sell-out and appear on ebay for thousands more than it was originally priced at.. not that this is suprising, the 360 did the same thing just a year ago.

The PS3 sports a 60 gb hard drive, wi-fi internet connections, a Blu-Ray drive, and true HDMI connections. That is, the premium PS3. The "cheap" PS3 only has a 20gb hard drive, and does not have wi-fi. PS3 also has wireless controllers using bluetooth technology. The controllers have motion sensitivity The PS3 is certainly the most technically superior of this particular console war. It also happens to be backwards compatible with PS2 and PSOne games, and it interfaces with the PSP.

With Microsoft's success with Xbox Live, Sony has developed the Playstation Network, an Xbox Live-type service that is free of charge.

The PS3 isn't just intended for gaming, it sports an internet browser, and can play multiple types of streaming video.. it can even serve these videos out to your psp. It can display pictures in HD clarity in any one of several unique slideshow displays.. Not to mention it can playback Blu-Ray discs (which makes it the cheapest Blu-Ray player on the market).

The main detractors from the PS3 are it's limited availability (only 400,000 of them in the US) and, of course, it's price (the fancy system runs $600, the "watered down" system runs $400). Both of these problems will likely be resolved in time, as consoles tend to drop in price over time, as they become more available.

Wii

There was a time when the Nintendo Wii didn't really interest anyone. Of course, that all changed when Nintendo announced that the Wii controller was motion-sensitive and there was a new Zelda game you could play with said controller. the Wii console itself is technically the weakest console, using current-gen gamecube graphics. The Wii's strengths lie elsewhere.

The Wii features internet connectivity, but to date, few games use it for multiplayer.. in fact, only games made by Nintendo themselves are allowed to be multiplayer at present. The Wii does, however, have compatibility with previous nintendo consoles.. the NES, SNES, 64, and gamecube games are all compatible with the Wii, though some of them require an additional controller (one that is an actual controller and not a remote control), which is sold seperately. Of course, there is no physical cartridge slot for these games, the will be provided online for download to your Wii for a modest fee.

The main attractor to the Wii is also its greatest detriment, the controller. It's a motion sensitive controller that looks like a remote. the controller features few buttons, and most input is done through moving the controller around. The controller can also act as a light-gun in a "point and shoot" capacity, allowing players to drive cars, shoot aliens, and wield samurai swords by merely moving the controller in the appropriate motions.

While the controller is innovative, it presents Nintendo with some serious problems. First, the controller system requires an additional perhiperal known as the sensor bar. It works in much the same way as the Power glove's sensing system. the controller must be calibrated to the sensor bar, and should the sensor bar be moved in any way, recalibration is required. Another problem is that of developers. The 360 and PS2 feature similar controllers with similar buttons, but the wii controller is primarily devoid of buttons and relies on motion for much of its input. Developers may be unwilling to invent entirely new control schemes for their console ports. The most common reported problem with playing the Wii, however, is that it's difficult to play for long periods of time because of all the energy the player must expend to operate the game. The Wii is a console best played standing.

How will it go down?

I've probably laid out my predictions before, but for the sake of completeness, I'll lay them on you again, because I know you all are entirely interested.

The Playstation 3 will sell the most units. Sony has a great system, and even though the console is expensive now, it will be less so in a year or 2. Sony has great marketing and presence all over the world, worldwide dominance means more PS3's need to be made to ship all over the world, which means Sony is geared for higher production, which means materials become widely available, and that in turn means haper prices here at home. That's how Sony wins every time.

The 360 will be the second most popular console in the US, and domestically, at least, it will continue to have plenty of great games that make it a solid investment. It won't get very far in Japan (it didn't even sell out at Microsoft's own Japanese 360 launch event) which means fewer ports from that part of the world on the console.

The Wii is not to be underestimated, it will outsell the 360 in Japan, and be a close contender to the 360 in the US. Parents and small children alike will flock to the cartoonish graphics and seemingly simple controls of the Wii. Older players will enjoy the novelty of the old nintendo games.

Whatever the selection, all 3 consoles are decent pieces of technology, and gamers can look forward to a bright future.



Nerds Rejoice!
Submitted Tuesday, October 17, 2006 - 4:12:10 PM by Klaitu

Rick Berman, the no-good Trek-ruining influence at Paramount has finally been overwhelmed by JJ Abrams:

Without sounding clichéd I’m not going to say never, but I assume that I have produced my last Star Trek, especially with the interest that Paramount has gotten from J.J. Abrams to do another movie, which if successful, could lead to other television shows
Berman took over for Star Trek way back in 1991, when Gene Roddenberry died. Berman was supposedly his hand-picked successor, though there have always been rumors that Berman was around because of the Studio.

Berman managed to keep The Next Generation running pretty well for the most part. He created Deep Space Nine, which was quite bland until he left DS9 to do Star Trek Voyager. When that happened, Ira Steven Behr took over DS9 and it was good, while Voyager remained lame to the very end. Voyager damaged the franchise so much that by the time Enterprise rolled around, there was little demand for Star Trek, and the entire franchise got the boot.

With no Star Trek, there was no need for a Rick Berman anymore, even though he did attempt to revitalize the franchise with his own ideas. Fortunately, Paramount wasn't buying. Now the supposed Trek frontrunner is JJ Abrams of LOST fame.

The general feeling is that he couldn't do any worse than Berman.



Motorola RAZR V3
Submitted Tuesday, October 3, 2006 - 3:26:34 PM by Klaitu

I'm just a prolific reviewer today! This time, it's the Motorola RAZR V3.

At first glance, it's easy to see they misspelled "Razor" but thankfully, we can overlook this grammatical inconsistancy because the rest of the phone is great.



Before I got the phone, everyone kept telling me "They break all the time" and "The keys are hard to press" and "it hurts to hold it".

As it turns out, these claims were entirely baseless. I haven't had any problems whatsoever with the phone, in fact, I find it quite innovative.

The keypad is created with some sort of acid process which makes it thin yet durable. Unloke conventional cell phones, the RAZR is made out of metal, and in fact, the cover of the phone also serves as the antenna! Plus, you don't lose any of the functionality of a large phone.

I've got a camera on here, I can do MP3 ringtones. There's even a program from motorola that lets me plug the phone into my USB port and interface it to my computer.. I can even use the phone as a cellular modem if I were so inclined.

So, all in all, not very bad. The RAZR V3 is the latest RAZR, and costs about $140. There are other RAZR's, like the V1 and the V2, which may have been the source of those warnings I talked about earlier, I dunno. All I know is mine works great.

Overall Score: 8 of 10

P.S. My phone isn't the Silver one like in that picture, I got the black one. They come in Black, Silver, Pink, Plue, and Carbon (a dark grey).



KDS-50A2000
Submitted Tuesday, October 3, 2006 - 2:47:46 PM by Klaitu

BEHOLD YE! GATHER ROUND! Verily I say unto you, I hath obtained one awesome television, and I shall share with you the details of said television forthwith!



This is the 50 inch Sony Grant Wega SXRD Projection HDTV, capable of displaying in any resolution including true 1080p, 2 HDMI ports, and digital 5.1 out.

I am most pleased with this purchase, as well I should be, because it cost $2500. It is the most expensive single purchase I have ever made, I have bought 2 cars for less money than this! Despite the large hit to my pocketbook, this was money well-spent.

The picture is vibrant and sharp. The sound is crisp and clear. I haven't been able to get it up to 1080p just yet, though. You see, I don't have anything that will generate a 1080p signal just yet, but everything looks nice in 1080i!

Overall Score: 9 of 10.



Vanguard "Word on the Street"
Submitted Tuesday, October 3, 2006 - 2:35:08 PM by Klaitu

As you all may know, Vanguard just entered beta 3. Many folks have been clamoring to know what the game is like, how it's coming along and all that jazz. Well, here's the word on the street:

- A beta is just that, the game is incomplete and work still needs to be done. Most of the things in the game are not yet finalized. Things like entire geographic regions. Some cities are not even populated with NPC's yet.

- The game is said to look pretty good, but the graphics requirements move up and down with each update to the game.

- Although Beta 3 is usually the final stage of beta, Vanguard will have a Beta 4 (and maybe a Beta 5).

- The game was originally scheduled to come out this fall, the general player concensus is "wait until next year".

So, that's the latest information I have.



Guild Wars: Factions
Submitted Tuesday, October 3, 2006 - 2:30:19 PM by Klaitu

I'm not what you would call an avid PC gamer. Likely because PC gaming has gone downhill as of late.. but the PC is still pretty dominant in one section of the market: the MMO.

To that end, I tried Guild Wars: Factions with Carson and Morrigan at my side. Let's face it, we all needed something to tide us over until Vanguard comes along.

Guild Wars is the kind of thing you might expect out of a really crappy MMO. There is no crafting, and no economy. There's no community at all.

The game is really only an MMO in towns, each town is split off into about a dozen districts to prevent overcrowding.. and when I say district, I actually me "complete replica on a different server". adventure zones are cut off so it's just you and your party.

Speaking of parties, you don't actually need to advsnture with anyone, you can play Guild Wars solo with a party of computer allies.

Graphics are the standard fare, not much special about the sound either.

If you're into mindless dungeon crawling, try Guild Wars, it's got plenty. If you're looking for something with a little more meat on the bones, just about anything will do ya.

Overall Score: 4 of 10