From Dugald of KET:
The morning sun shone down on the Minoc miners camp, the August sunbeams finding their way through the various holes in the canvas tents. One particularly bright beam leapt from the tent wall to the eyes and face of Terrance MacFee, miner extraordinaire (and drunkard more extraordinaire).
“Auch! Gie the lanthorn oot o’ me face afore I thrash ye good man!”
Seeing that no movement was forthcoming, and that the light was getting brighter, Terrance wearily opened one blood shot eye and quickly shut it with a time honored Scottish curse. The sunlight had pierced his eye and announced hangover time was here. Realizing that it was the sun and that it would not go away, Terrance decided to awaken.
He got up off his cot, careful not to agitate his raging hangover, and dunked his head in a bucket of water to freshen up. Hmm, he thought to himself, need to remember to change that bucket of water occasionally. He threw his wet, wild, partly matted hair back, wrapped his kilt about him, and prepared for the day.
“I cannae keep this up foorever. If only I could find the moother lood, I would buy me a right proper haime like the posh folk have, wi a fireplace… on the inside.”
Terrance had been having valorite dreams, dreams of riches untold. Whoever could stake their claim on the mother load first would be rich beyond their wildest dreams! All the miners dreamed of the day that they would not have to go back to that dark, cold, hole in the ground where death is your constant companion.
Terrance stumbled outside the tent yawning. He stretched and looked around the camp for Natasha.
“Natasha! Natasha!” From around a tent she walked, raven hair, luxuriant in the morning sun. “Ah, Natasha, ye’ve been a bad lass agin, have ye?” Natasha raised her head and fixed one deep brown eye upon him. “Neigh! – exclaimed Natasha, as she flicked flies away with her tail. Terrance stroked Natasha’s long nose as he reached into her pack, pulling out the one thing he needed the most – a flask of 12 year-old, single malt whiskey to dull the hangover. “Ah, noo there’s a good lass!” Terrance took two good swigs of his “medicine”, and loaded Natasha’s packs with mining tools. Natasha looked on with seeming impatience as he loaded the packs.
She was a gypsy girl in the beginning, and when the caravanserai passed through Terrance’s little village, he fell in love with her at first sight. Gold changed hands and Natasha was his. She was a loyal beast with only one flaw – you had to repeat yourself frequently, for she was only fluent in the gypsy’s tongue.
“Natasha, follow me! Natasha, follow me!” This was emphasized with several pulls of the rope attached to her bridle, as Terrance made his way to the mines. On his way out of the camp, he passed other miners who were starting their day as well.
“Good morrow to you, Lord MacFee; on your way to strike the “moother lood”? – chuckled one of the independent miners. There were several of these in the camp, men from all over Sosaria who were just here to strike it rich. Terrance returned a sneer and did not reply. For this man, or perhaps another like him, started last night’s fight, which resulted in lumps and bruises all around, of which Terrance had his fair share.
“Why, Lord MacFee, do you not talk to the peasantry now?” Terrance turned his face red.
“Aye, come hither an I’ll speak to ye wi both me fists!”
The rope having slacked, Natasha saw her opportunity and took off up the mountain at a run.
All the fight drained out of Terrance as he saw his pack horse galloping up the hill, and he turned to give chase.
“Natasha come back, come back, come back! Dinnae be offended by this daft dough heed of a man!” – He called, figuring he could at least get one good insult in before he chased after her.
He chased Natasha for over half an hour, not being able to run as fast as she. She had made her way south passing several mines, over the ridge, and up the mountain. He finally caught up with her as she grazed peacefully on lush dark grasses on a mountain plateau. Upon reaching her, she looked up at him as if to say, “vhat is it, dahling?”
“Auch!” Wheeze, wheeze – he wheezed. “Ye’re a right naughty lass, ye are!”
As he caught his breath, he noticed that the vegetation in one spot was unusually dark. Stepping close to examine it, he realized that the darkness came from a cave behind the vines. Pulling aside the vines, one could see a natural cave going back an undetermined distance. Terrance’s heart skipped a beat from excitement, and he lit a lantern, all thoughts of Natasha’s indiscretion gone.
Most of the other mines were merely caves that had been worked further back. And the majority of mines around Minoc were overworked, making it hard to find fresh ore. Could this be an undiscovered cave, he wondered, as he stepped within…? He dragged Natasha inside the cave with him, his eyes slowly adjusting to the dim glow cast by the lantern. The walls of the cave resembled a clear starry night sky – twinkling stars of valorite ore reflected the lantern light back at him.
A sound grew within the cave, and bubbled forth and rang from wall to wall. Terrance was puzzled, and looked from side to side to find the source of the sound. He realized that it was he making the noise – he was laughing like a mad man!
After catching his breath, he reflected that he was rich. Not just ordinary rich; really, really rich: as in hire-somebody-to-carry-my-gold-around rich. A giggle escaped him, and then all became quiet as he soberly realized that he best hurry for this would not be a secret forever.
“Natasha auld girl, I’ll be a laird after this, an I’ll live in a grand toor.”
Terrance and Natasha proceeded further in to the cave to see how far the valorite vein ran. After about a dozen steps filled with sparkling blue ore, Terrance was forcefully pushed aside as Natasha turned around and bolted for the exit.
Auch, bloody Mondain’s pit!!! Terrance exclaimed, as he regained his feet. Suddenly, he heard the crackle of gravel under a booted foot come from behind him. He turned to see a shadowy form appear in the back of the cave. It was dressed in black oily leather of old design and inhuman workmanship. Its face was as black as a vein of coal in a darkened mine, and was framed with long hair as white as an old man’s beard. It released a loud hiss and an incomprehensible word was spoken from a delicate shaped fanged mouth. Terrance threw the lantern at the apparition and turned to flee. He stumbled on a rock and fell coming face to face with a broken human skull. He heard a whistling sound as a crossbow bolt flew by him. He stopped thinking and his body took over, running blindly through the cave toward the exit. Soon after, he passed Natasha on his way down the hill.
That evening, laughter rang out from the pub. “Nae, nae, I dinnae josh wi ye! I tell ye ‘tis true, ‘twas the Black Annis! Exclaimed Terrance. The tavern was split between those laughing, and those murmuring and making the sign against the evil eye, and then spitting on the floor. Terrance had been telling his story for some time as people bought him drinks, and there was a great deal of spit upon the floor, much to the irritation of the proprietor. Terrance was careful to omit any mention of any ore and conveniently did not remember the location of the cave. “It jus appear froom naewher sittin on a pillar o fire wi human boons unner it an as joolry roun its neck!! An it spit fire at me, fur I heerd it woosh by me ear!!
A lone voice rang out as Terrance paused to take a swig of ale. “So, Terrance, tell oos how ye got awa froom this long-legged ghoolie?” People turned to see who had spoken and saw “Red” MacKinnes, the most veteran of the local miners. But Red was not making fun, he had a serious look on his face…
“Waal na, Red, I am believing I did run like the wind wi its tail on fire.” Terrance said as he produced a healthy belch, and causing new fits of laughter among the patrons of the tavern.
“The Black Annis tis but a fable for the wee bairns, a bed time stoory to keep the wee ones in bed at night.” Said Angus Cadotte, the local provisioner. This pronouncement produced a new round of finger forking and spitting. “Tis nae true.” Having said his piece, Angus sat back down.
“Well, I dinnae knoo aboot nae Bl… err.. whuther it be true or no, but I can tell ye that sumthing stirs, for the Knights of the Emerald Tartan and their Highland Guard have doubled their patrols of the toown. I overheard the Sergeant Major of the guard speak of the Drow of Braegan D’aerth, whoever they ur, an how they ur searching for them. This was said by the barkeep as he polished another pewter mug.
“Auch! Let the k-nigh-its and the men-at-arms worry aboot the whatchacallits and gie us another roond of ale!” Said a burly miner, and drunken laughter once again spilled out the tavern door.
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