From that rascally Redlow:
Hail Citizens, I come to you with grave news. As you all know, I was declared future Emperor of Britannia by Lord British just a few days ago. But in case you did not know of this news, here is a brief excerpt from the letter he hand-delivered to me: "My bestest of friends, Redlowwinski, long time companion and the one who personally saved my life from Mondain himself, in my forthcoming abscense (ooc: is that how you spell that? oh well), I am declaring you Emperor of Britannia. Lore shall still serve as King, but will be your immediate underling. Yours, Lord British" As I said, I have grave news indeed. Lord British's mental health has failed him. In light of this, I am assuming the position of Emperor, effective immediately. As my first decree, you will address my as Your Great and All-Powerful Master. Also, I have another letter from Lord Blackthorne before he died stating that he too agrees I should be Emperor, in case any of you followed him. Actually, come to think of it, I have a lot of letters backing up my claims. You can't see them though. I'm not supposed to show you. Oh, and a letter here somewhere from Dawn, who many thought was to be our next leader. She says I'm Emperor too. Don't question my authority; my followers (ooc: and no, they're not just other characters of mine!!) back me up as well. The faithful servant of Britannia, Emperor Redlowwinski the First
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